CSOB manager prepares his speech for the top of the table clash against Spitfires!!

 

Have you got what it takes? 

If you would like to send your answer in, then send them to and lets see who has the most football knowledge!

1. With which club did Jack Charlton win an FA cup winners medal?

2. Which club play their home games at Bootham crescrent?

3. What is the first name of the Juventus and Italy forward, ...Del Piero?

4. From which club did Newcastle Utd sign Turkish midfielder Emre?

5. Who was England manager during Euro 2000?

6. For which country was Zoltan Gera a goalscorer in the 2006 worldcup qualifying tournament?

7. Who said, "football hooligans? there are 92 club chairman for a start"?

8. Which club play their home games at the Priestfield stadium?

9. In which colour shirt do Bournemouth play their home games?

10. What nationality is Portsmouth defender Noe Panarot?

A hard fought 9 - 4 victory over Bucknall Spitfires made it six wins in a row for CSOB. Goals from William Knobbs (3), Shaun Fernyhough and Jack Richardson made the half time score 5-1. Further goals from William Knobbs, George Tatlow (2) and Jack Richardson completed the scoring for CSOB.

 

Just a reminder that if you want the chance to win £5 every month join our fantasy football league by clicking .

Some of you have experienced problems on joining the league. Follow these steps and you should be able to join.

Click on \"enter new league\" and at the bottom of this page you will see a section called \"join existing league\". Enter the league pin 3893 and click go. You now will have entered Leek CSOB\'s fantasy football league.

Only Alex has sent in the answers to the quiz (and got them all right!), but for your information the answers are as follows:

1. AC Milan
2. Canada
3. The Posh
4. Portugal
5. Celtic
6. Stoke City
7. Leeds United
8. Dave Jones
9. Senegal
10. West Germany

Have you got what it takes? 

If you would like to send your answer in, then send them to and lets see who has the most football knowledge.

1. Italy legend Paolo Maldini played exclusively for which Serie A club?

2. Fulham striker Thomas Radzinski is an international for which country?

3. What is Peterborough United's official nickname?

4. For which country did Maniche score two goals during Euro 2004 final tournament?

5. Rangers are one half of the "Old Firm" in Scotland. Which is the other?

6. Which football club's terrace anthem is the former Tom Jones hit "Delilah"?

7. Which club play their home games at Elland Road?

8. Who was appointed as the new Cardiff City manager in May 2005?

9. In which country was former Arsenal midfielder Patrick Vieira born?

10. Who beat England in the 1990 World Cup semi-final?

Nobody has sent in their answers to the quiz, but for your information the answers are as follows:

1. Wanderers

2. 1980's

3. 0 (this was a trick question! Kenny Dalglish played for Scotland)

4. 1970's

5. Luis Garcia

6. Linvoy Primas

7. Bulgaria

8. 1

9. 1973/74

10. Juventus

 

Leek CSOB 6               Allstars 0

Penkhull Cubs 6          Biddulph Sharks 3

Blurton Diamonds 0    Spitfires 9

Training this weekend (12th) is cancelled .

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played Sunday football together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.

Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him,"

"Mike--Mike." "Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Mike--it's me, Joe." "You're not Joe. Joe just died." "I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice." "Joe! Where are you?" "In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news." "Tell me the good news first," says Mike. "The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."

"That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?

"You're playing Tuesday."

Leek CSOB 11            Blurton Diamonds 3

Allstars 2000 0           Penkhull Cubs 5

Bucknall Spitfires 2    Spitfires 9

 

Biddulph Sharks 1       Leek CSOB 4

Penkhull Cubs 2           Spitfires 2

Blurton Diamonds 7    Bucknall Spitfires 4

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil, when the Ants gained possession. The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants' goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him.
The elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly.

The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?"

The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was just trying to trip him up."

AREA CUP

Allstars 2000 1              Blurton Diamonds 3

Biddulph Strikers 6       Penkhull Cubs 3

Kidsgrove Albion 4        Leek Hornets 2

Leek CSOB 7                  Biddulph Sharks 3

Northwood Strikers 9   Bucknall Spitfires 0

Spitfires 1                       Red Street Harriers 9

Westport Juniors 4       Kidsgrove Town 2

Bradwell Bombers (Bye)

An old man and his wife have gone to bed.
After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football!"

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says -
"Touchdown, tie score!"

After about five minutes the old man farts again and says -
"Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!"

Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, -
"Touchdown, tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says -
"Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!"

Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed.

The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?"

The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!"

Training this weekend will take place on Saturday (15th) at Birchall Playing Fields from 10:00 to 11:30. Please remember to come in your shin pads and bring a drink.

Training this weekend will take place on Saturday (8th) at Birchall Playing Fields from 10:00 to 11:30. Please remember to come in your shin pads and bring a drink.

Video of the week.

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The results of the friendlies played last week were as follows;

Thursday 30th August vs Leek FC          Won 4-2

Scorers; Zak Barker (2), Zak Jupp, William Knobbs

Sunday 2nd September vs Endon Red Devils      Won 3-2

Scorers; Zak Barker (2), Shaun Fernyhough

Teams and fixtures are now available within the fixtures and league tables section of the website.

Paul and I have managed to arrange three friendlies for next week. The first match is on Tuesday 28th against Kidsgrove Town, the second on Thursday 30th against Leek FC and the third on Sunday 2nd September against Spitfires. These dates will be on the calendar.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: \"Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.\"

\"Yes, sir,\" the boys said.

\"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn\'t run into my feet?\"

A little fellow shouted, \"\'It\'s because yer feet ain\'t empty.\"