Doctors have no answer after Murdy bleeds Big in Barca. Whilst on a weekend away to Barca, Murdy awoke to see blood spilling out of his temple(for the people that care he can still see).
The bed was covered in the greenish red substance also seen in the toilet sink in Kavos, which was apparently said to be sick but sources say that was a cover up story(picture shown with this story).
This isn't the first incident that involves the bed. In Bournemouth Marcus awoke to find poo in the bed delivered fresh by Murdy that night. In Plymouth he was choking on his own sick whilst hugging a McDonalds takeaway bag, only to be saved by Toby. In New York he awoke with a dislocated shoulder and a male prostitute next to him.
Finally whilst on a camping trip to Steyning with Gary Dixon and Mark Grey, Murdy awoke to find shards of glass in his skull and removed pubic hair. This was a cause for concern.
In a statement made by the player he said - 'Im devastated to have lost the hair down below but at least my number 7 is still firmly on my chest, you know what i mean. Im working closely with doctors on my private problems and we hope to find a solution soon'.
Rumours are sparking of the relationship between Doctor and patient also Murdy has recently stated that he will be auditioning to appear on Celebrity Big Brother. The bench boy is looking to kick start his career - possibly in the toilet cleaning business.
Cheer up Murdy, the fans are with you bud!